Cameron Quote #99
Dr. Miura: This is delicious.
Cameron: Oh. Thank you. The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
Dr. Miura: Look, I don't even think she said the "M" word.
Cameron: No, we heard it. It was clear as day. I- I just don't know what we've done wrong. I quit my job so I could stay at home with her. [tearfully] But maybe it's not enough. Maybe we're not providing her with the feminine energy that she needs. [sobs]
Dr. Miura: Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.