Phil Quote #148
Phil: See how much better this is? The truck goes in. It gets video. And then we get a preview of whatever's in there. How ingenious is that, huh?
Luke: Are you just scared to go in?
Phil: Why would you say that?
Luke: Well, when you stuck your head in, you screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling. Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it. Now, hand me the ltty Bitty Book Light. Yeah. Final piece of the puzzle. [imitates explosion] Blast off.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.