Claire Quote #64
Quote from Claire in My Funky Valentine
Claire: [answering phone] Hey, honey.
Phil: Hey, I just wanted to tell you how great you were last night.
Claire: Uh, Phil-
Phil: Sorry I got the, uh- the oil everywhere, but, hey-
Claire: Uh, sweetie-
Phil: They're not our sheets, right?
Claire: Honey- Honey, remember when the salesman told us that the Sienna was built with the whole family in mind?
Phil: Yeah.
Claire: Well, the whole family just heard that. Uh- Uh- Guess-
Phil: I guess the Bluetooth works.
Claire: Mmm.
Luke: Why did you have oil?
Phil: Because, buddy, we were making French fries.
Alex: In your room?
Claire: Why don't you guys just pop in a DVD?
Modern Family Quotes
‘My Funky Valentine’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hi, Dylan.
Dylan: Happy Valentine's Day, Mrs. Dunphy. [hands Claire a rose]
Claire: Oh. Dylan, thank you. That is so sweet.
Dylan: You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
Claire: Huh. Conflicted.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie- It isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria: No I didn't.
Jay: It was a joke.
Gloria: I don't get it.
Jay: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Mind if I join you? I'm Clive. Clive Bixby.
Claire: Yes, I can see that. I'm Juliana. So, Clive, you in town for a convention, or do you just forget your name a lot?
Phil: Pretty kitty has nails. I like that. I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electroacoustic transducers. [takes out cigarette]
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
Phil: It's a fancy way of saying I get things to make noise.
Claire: Hmm.
Phil: So, what's your story? Miss America Pageant in town?
Claire: You're a pretty smooth talker, Clive.
Phil: I'm pretty smooth all over. [lights up]
Waitress: Sir, there's no smoking in here.
Phil: Oh, that's fine. I'm not actually a smoker.
Claire: You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive.