Claire Quote #54
Quote from Claire in Moon Landing
Valerie: I'm up for the Paris job.
Claire: The-The head of the international division? That's- That's- That's crazy.
Valerie: Yeah, no. I mean, I'll never get it, but it'd be great 'cause one of my lovers lives in Paris.
Claire: Wow. I-I don't know what jumps out of that sentence more- you know, "lovers" or "one of."
Phil: Well, I'm single. I mean, it's kinda what you do.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Valerie: I have one in Paris.
Claire: Oh.
Valerie: Um, I have Paris, New York, Miami. I have a fourth one. I'm forgetting one lover. I'm forgetting one lover.
Claire: Mmm. Last night I vacuumed the radiator thingy under the fridge. You know, it collects the dust. 'Cause you should, and I don't.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Moon Landing’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Jay: Is that the best you can do? 'Cause it's gonna take a little more than some lame trash talk to get me out of my- Gaah! What the hell was that?
Cameron: Our butts pressed against each other.
Jay: They didn't press. It was glancing. Stop talking about it!
Cameron: Oh, come on, all the time you've spent in a locker room, this can't be your first moon landing.
Jay: You got a name for it?
Cameron: It's very common. You got off easy. At least it didn't happen after a shower.
Jay: Enough.
Cameron: We call that a splashdown.
Jay: That's it. I'm changing in the stall. Excuse me!
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Gloria got into a little car accident, so my dad asked me to help her out. And, uh, this is the first time that my dad's asked me for legal advice, and it's- it's nice. It's nice to know that he respects me in that way.
Cameron: Well, Mitchell is an amazing lawyer.
Mitchell: Oh.
Cameron: My dream for him is that one day he'll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why, Cam?
Cameron: So at parties I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Do people want their real estate advice from someone who leads or from someone who follows? I'm betting these babies are coming back in a big way. Buy low, sell high. People are gonna see this and say, "That guy's high."