Haley Quote #12
Quote from Haley in Fifteen Percent
Phil: Now press the button labeled "Activities."
Haley: Where is that?
Phil: It's just to the right. To the right. And now choose "Watch DVD."
Haley: What?
Phil: Honey, you gotta focus. We've only got 20 minutes. Pretend- Pretend the mall's closing.
Haley: Dad, this is stupid. I watch TV on my computer. Why do I have to learn this?
Phil: Because your mom doesn't think you can.
Haley: Nobody can.
Phil: Haley, listen to me. Listen to me. I know this seems impossible. But this is for all those times that Mom told you she was right and you knew she was wrong.
Haley: I'll do it.
Phil: That's my girl.
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
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