Cameron Quote #80
Quote from Cameron in Fifteen Percent
Cameron: Oh, my God! Oh, God!
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: The flowers. They look so much better! This is a disaster.
Mitchell: You do know what "disaster" means, right?
Cameron: You don't understand. I demanded that they come exchange them. I got all medieval on the florist. [puts flowers in the microwave]
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone. You said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Jay: Excuse me. I said "very displeased." And I used my cowboy voice, so-
Mitchell: What are you doing?
Cameron: I'm microwaving them so they look bad again.
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.