Gloria Quote #38
Quote from Gloria in Fifteen Percent
Gloria: I'm sure it's very hard on Shorty to keep a secret like that. Jay, I think you should talk to him.
Jay: What?
Gloria: You're the only one with a gay son. I'm sure he'll appreciate opening up to you.
Jay: We're guys. We don't open up. We talk about sports and cars, getting up in the middle of the night to pee.
Gloria: I'm sure you made it very easy for Mitch to come out of the closet.
Jay: [unconvincing] Yeah.
Gloria: Okay. I'm gonna finish my makeover. Because I care about people. Because I want to help them change their lives. Jay, I'm hinting that you should call your friend, okay?
Jay: Yes. I'm getting that.
Gloria: Okay, okay.
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.