Cameron Quote #77
Quote from Cameron in Fifteen Percent
Mitchell: Me and Lily were just using the time to figure out how to use the car's voice-command thingy.
Cameron: Oh.
Mitchell: Here. Check it out. Watch. [beeps] CD player. Next track.
Female Voice: Say a command.
Mitchell: No. [beeps] CD player. Next track.
Female Voice: Air conditioner on.
Mitchell: Damn it.
Cameron: Wow. You're worse than your sister with this kind of stuff. It's a good thing Lily doesn't have an ejector seat.
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Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.