Cameron Quote #75
Quote from Cameron in Fifteen Percent
Cameron: Hey! Look who it is.
Jay: Hey. There he is.
Cameron: What a coinkydink. I was just getting some flowers for Gloria for babysitting Lily.
Jay: You want me to take 'em to her?
Cameron: I would, but I have the most hilarious card for her at home. It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type in silk boxers. And on the inside, it says, "Thank you for last noche, but I can't find my pantalones." [laughing] I'm not doing it justice, really.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.