Jay Quote #78
Quote from Jay in Up All Night
Gloria: Manny, we're gonna be late for school. Why are you so tired today?
Jay: [tapping Manny to wake him] Any reason I can't take him?
Gloria: I'm surprised you're up. I know what time you went back to bed.
Jay: Oh, it was nothing. We just went out, we hit a few balls. And you'll never guess where. I guess Javier knew a guy.
Gloria: And you know what? Now that he knows you, the next time he needs something, you are the guy. [Manny falls asleep and his head hits the table] Ay, dios mio. Did you took him with you?
Jay: You couldn't wait to get to school to do that?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: "How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'"?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.