Jay Quote #76
Quote from Jay in Up All Night
Javier: No, listen, Jay. You're a tough guy to compete with. Look at all you have.
Jay: So Manny has to suffer?
Javier: No. You're right. Look, I'm going to try harder. But maybe it's a good thing that he has the two of us. From you, he learns stability. From me, he learns how to be spontaneous, grab life by the throat.
Jay: Well, we do a little throat grabbing ourselves around here, you know. We were on our way to Benihana when you showed up.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: "How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'"?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.