Phil Quote #99
Quote from Phil in Up All Night
Phil: Did you hear that? Hmm. Luke broke the- - Hey, you changed your clothes.
Claire: Well, I had- I had to get dressed.
Phil: Into that sexy, clingy- Oh, my God. It's the firemen.
Claire: No, sweetie.
Phil: And lipstick! I'm out here convulsing in agony and you're looking for cute tops to wear?
Claire: I just threw on the first thing I could find.
Phil: We got a minute, if you wanna try on some tighter jeans- [groans]
Claire: Oh, Phil, sweetie.
Phil: Oh, no. By all means, Claire, we want you looking your sexiest when the hunky, gay firemen get here!
Fireman: How we doing?
Claire: We're great.
Phil: He meant me!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Up All Night’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
[asides to camera:]
Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: "That's too much cologne."
Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke: "Don't talk black to me."
Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke: "How do you even talk black? End words with 'izzle'"?
Alex: [o.s.] It's "talk back," you idiot.
Luke: Oh.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. This is not gonna happen, okay, but there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the PIN numbers and passwords.
Luke: I don't wanna be the man of the house.
Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay, kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now look, I'm gonna be fine.
Alex: We know, Dad.
Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But look, in case anything happens- [groans, exhales] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.