Phil Quote #90

Quote from Phil in Undeck the Halls

Luke: Say something!
Alex: About what?
Luke: Uh, I take it back!
Claire: What is going on?
Luke: These guys were gonna say they did it too, and you were gonna be proud of all of us.
Haley: Why would we do that?
Alex: I don't know what to believe with this kid.
Luke: Liars! I didn't do it!
Haley: Well, it wasn't me.
Alex: Don't look at me.
Claire: Seriously?
Phil: Wait. Nobody did it again? No, that's fine. Guess what? Christmas is still canceled. That's fine by me. Let's start working on next year. Hey, and memo to New Year's Eve and Easter- Watch your back!

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 ‘Undeck the Halls’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Phil: [imitates static on video chat] Come in, Florida. Over. Mom? Dad?
Frank Dunphy: Hello, Philip.
All: Merry Christmas Eve!
Frank Dunphy: Merry Christmas Eve!
Phil: A little- Little lower, Dad.
Frank Dunphy: [deep voice] Merry Christmas Eve!

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Andrew. Ensemble. Uh, I know it's no accident that you're here on my street tonight. And I- I just wanted to say to you all that you sound great. And merry Christmas.
Andrew: Wow. Even your apology is off-key.
Scott: Not cool, buddy. [drops Santa sack, decks Andrew] Well, I should, uh, probably scoot.
Cameron: But-But- But what about forgiveness?
Scott: You were nice. He was naughty.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [on video chat] Hey, Pops, here's the tree. And, uh, there-there's the, uh- there's the ornament you sent us.
Claire: Right here. Right here.
Phil: There are the stockings, hung by the chimney by Claire.
Frank Dunphy: Ah! Still funny, Son.