Cameron Quote #57

Quote from Cameron in Undeck the Halls

Cameron: How am I supposed to get all this in the car?
Scott: Let me give you a hand with that.
Cameron: Uh, thanks. Thanks. Thanks, Santa.
Scott: You can't call me that anymore. Just got canned.
Mitchell: Oh- Really?
Scott: Guess a couple people complained I wasn't fat enough.
Cameron: Well, that's terrible.
Scott: That's what I get for trying not to have a second heart attack. There you go. Always a way to make room. Take it from someone who lives in his car.

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 ‘Undeck the Halls’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Phil: [imitates static on video chat] Come in, Florida. Over. Mom? Dad?
Frank Dunphy: Hello, Philip.
All: Merry Christmas Eve!
Frank Dunphy: Merry Christmas Eve!
Phil: A little- Little lower, Dad.
Frank Dunphy: [deep voice] Merry Christmas Eve!

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Andrew. Ensemble. Uh, I know it's no accident that you're here on my street tonight. And I- I just wanted to say to you all that you sound great. And merry Christmas.
Andrew: Wow. Even your apology is off-key.
Scott: Not cool, buddy. [drops Santa sack, decks Andrew] Well, I should, uh, probably scoot.
Cameron: But-But- But what about forgiveness?
Scott: You were nice. He was naughty.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [on video chat] Hey, Pops, here's the tree. And, uh, there-there's the, uh- there's the ornament you sent us.
Claire: Right here. Right here.
Phil: There are the stockings, hung by the chimney by Claire.
Frank Dunphy: Ah! Still funny, Son.