Claire Quote #40
Quote from Claire in Undeck the Halls
Claire: What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn. Was one of you smoking a cigarette? What?
Kids: No.
Claire: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me. I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously it wasn't you. Now I've got a family of liars and smokers.
Frank Dunphy: [on video chat] Honey, come here. You gotta see this.
Claire: Did you shoplift your Christmas presents too? Haley, keep that ugly sweater on.
Phil: Anyway, merry Christmas!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Undeck the Halls’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Phil: [imitates static on video chat] Come in, Florida. Over. Mom? Dad?
Frank Dunphy: Hello, Philip.
All: Merry Christmas Eve!
Frank Dunphy: Merry Christmas Eve!
Phil: A little- Little lower, Dad.
Frank Dunphy: [deep voice] Merry Christmas Eve!
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Andrew. Ensemble. Uh, I know it's no accident that you're here on my street tonight. And I- I just wanted to say to you all that you sound great. And merry Christmas.
Andrew: Wow. Even your apology is off-key.
Scott: Not cool, buddy. [drops Santa sack, decks Andrew] Well, I should, uh, probably scoot.
Cameron: But-But- But what about forgiveness?
Scott: You were nice. He was naughty.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on video chat] Hey, Pops, here's the tree. And, uh, there-there's the, uh- there's the ornament you sent us.
Claire: Right here. Right here.
Phil: There are the stockings, hung by the chimney by Claire.
Frank Dunphy: Ah! Still funny, Son.