Sal Quote #2
Quote from Sal in Great Expectations
Sal: So you guys are gonna have to bring Lily to Cabo, now that you're the guys that always bring Lily?
Mitchell: Well, you know-
Cameron: Yeah, probably.
Sal: I will throw her in the ocean.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: I said I gotta go pee.
Cameron: Okay, that wasn't even close.
Mitchell: Nope.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Great Expectations’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Cameron: I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick.
Sal: Right now?
Cameron: Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Sal: Well, I'm just- You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
Cameron: It'll just take a second. Real fast.
Sal: You should kill that baby.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: You should call the baby. I love you guys so much.
Cameron: Did she just-
Mitchell: I'm scared.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Is Haley still coming?
Jay: You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [o.s.] P.j.'s on, Haley!
Haley: What?
Manny: Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
[Jay sprays Manny with water]