Jay Quote #55
Quote from Jay in Great Expectations
[As Haley sneaks out of Jay's house, he's suddenly in the backyard working on a light fixture]
Jay: Hi, honey.
Haley: Oh! Gee, you scared me. How did you-
Jay: Lightbulb went out. You don't change these right away, you never get around to it. There. Now I can see everything that goes on around here.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I've had a little practice at this. Haley wasn't throwing anything at me I hadn't seen before from her mother and then some. But nobody gets off The Rock.
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Cameron: I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick.
Sal: Right now?
Cameron: Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Sal: Well, I'm just- You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
Cameron: It'll just take a second. Real fast.
Sal: You should kill that baby.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: You should call the baby. I love you guys so much.
Cameron: Did she just-
Mitchell: I'm scared.
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Manny: Is Haley still coming?
Jay: You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [o.s.] P.j.'s on, Haley!
Haley: What?
Manny: Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
[Jay sprays Manny with water]