Jay Quote #53
Quote from Jay in Great Expectations
Haley: I need to talk to you about something.
Alex: She wants to go to a party with Dylan, Grandpa.
Haley: Shut up, Alex. It's at my friend Andrew Adler's. He lives three blocks from here.
Jay: Oh. Walking distance.
Haley: Right. So I wouldn't ask you this, because I love coming to your house, but it's kind of an important party, and I-
Jay: Somebody invites you over, the last thing you wanna do is insult them.
Haley: Exactly.
Jay: I'm glad we agree.
Haley: [laughs] Oh, my God. That was so easy. This is awesome.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened there, do you?
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‘Great Expectations’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Cameron: I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick.
Sal: Right now?
Cameron: Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Sal: Well, I'm just- You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
Cameron: It'll just take a second. Real fast.
Sal: You should kill that baby.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: You should call the baby. I love you guys so much.
Cameron: Did she just-
Mitchell: I'm scared.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Is Haley still coming?
Jay: You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [o.s.] P.j.'s on, Haley!
Haley: What?
Manny: Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
[Jay sprays Manny with water]