Claire Quote #32
Quote from Claire in Great Expectations
Claire: Flowers too?
Phil: I'm sorry.
Claire: Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
Phil: That's too much. With the View-Master and the bracelet and the flowers and the balloons-
Claire: Balloons?
Phil: They're attached to your car. I just don't want you to feel bad about your little coupons.
Claire: Wait a minute. You- You thought the coupons were your only present? Are you kidding me?
Phil: They aren't?
Claire: No! Oh, Phil, come on. It's our anniversary. Those coupons were just, like, a fun little way to kick off the day. Your real present is coming tonight, and you're gonna love it. [Phil chuckles] Love it.
Phil: Cool.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: I got nothing. I'm so screwed.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Great Expectations’ Quotes
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Cameron: I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick.
Sal: Right now?
Cameron: Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Sal: Well, I'm just- You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
Cameron: It'll just take a second. Real fast.
Sal: You should kill that baby.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: You should call the baby. I love you guys so much.
Cameron: Did she just-
Mitchell: I'm scared.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Is Haley still coming?
Jay: You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [o.s.] P.j.'s on, Haley!
Haley: What?
Manny: Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
[Jay sprays Manny with water]