Phil Quote #67
Quote from Phil in Great Expectations
Phil: I am so excited. Hey. Coupons for five free hugs.
Claire: You don't like it?
Phil: Are you kidding me? I love it. It's so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free. But this makes it official, which is so great.
Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you're impossible to buy for. You never want anything.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Um, things I want: Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, G.P.S. watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but- Oh, yogurt maker. I can't not think of things I want.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Great Expectations’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Cameron: I'm just gonna go check on Lily real quick.
Sal: Right now?
Cameron: Yeah. It'll just take a second.
Sal: Well, I'm just- You're gonna miss me sluttin' it up with Driving Miss Daisy.
Cameron: It'll just take a second. Real fast.
Sal: You should kill that baby.
Mitchell: What?
Sal: You should call the baby. I love you guys so much.
Cameron: Did she just-
Mitchell: I'm scared.
Quote from Jay
Manny: Is Haley still coming?
Jay: You're related. I will spray you with the hose.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [o.s.] P.j.'s on, Haley!
Haley: What?
Manny: Um, I would be happy to let her change in my room.
[Jay sprays Manny with water]