Cameron Quote #39
Quote from Cameron in Run For Your Wife
Mitchell: I just I think I suck at being a father.
Cameron: What are you talking about? We're new at this.
Mitchell: Yeah, but you're such a natural. I mean, look at you. You walk into the room, and she lights up. You- You change her diaper with one hand. I- Nice. I'm actually jealous of you.
Cameron: There are so many things that you do that I can't. You- You baby-proofed the entire house. You took care of all the adoption paperwork. Without you, we wouldn't even have a baby to injure.
Mitchell: Just a couple of forms. Actually, that was a lot of paperwork.
Cameron: And you got her on all those preschool waiting lists.
Mitchell: I can't believe you were gonna wait until she was old enough.
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Quote from Gloria
Manny: Is something wrong? Who's died?
Gloria: No one, Manny.
Jay: Why would you even think that?
Gloria: In Colombia, Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School. If you were pulled out of class, it was definitely to identify a body.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance, my son will die a virgin.
Jay: That's right.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: I support Manny no matter what. Children need to know that you believe in them. It's the most important thing. If you tell them they have wings, they will believe they can fly.
Jay: Oh, really? I had a buddy went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. Didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.