Jay Quote #33

Quote from Jay in Coal Digger

Jay: Let me ask you something. Your sister said that Gloria would never go for anybody who looked like me. Now, you guys basically are like women. You know, you look at guys. So what do you think?
Mitchell: You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?
Jay: Well, I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything. I'm just curious is all.
Mitchell: Dad.
Jay: So, if I was in one of your bars and Righteous Brothers were on, would you... I don't know. Check me out?
Mitchell: Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me.


 ‘Coal Digger’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Claire likes to say, you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. Well, I happen to believe that you can be both.

Quote from Claire

Claire: [aside to camera] If I say something everybody's thinking, does that make me a mean person? Or does it make me a brave person? One who is courageous enough to stand up and say something behind someone's back to a 10-year old?

 Jay Pritchett Quotes

Quote from Kids These Days

Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!

Quote from Bringing Up Baby

Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.