Phil Quote #18
Quote from Phil in The Bicycle Thief
Luke: It's just a scratch, dad.
Phil: That's not the point, Luke- What?
Luke: I scratched it on my way into the driveway. I'm sorry.
Phil: So it's not stolen?
Luke: No. Why?
Phil: That's good, 'cause... there are bad people out there who would steal a bike. Those are thieves. You sit there and think about the scratch part. That's not good, either. [tripping] Gonna fix that step. So don't scratch anything while I'm gone. Unless it itches, that's different.
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‘The Bicycle Thief’ Quotes
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Jay: [aside to camera] The key to being a good dad? Look, sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You got to hang in there. Because when all is said and done, 90% of being a dad is just showin' up.
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Danielle: Uh, yeah. You know, my husband and I just rented, uh, "Mamma Mia," which I liked, but I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice. What did you think?
[aside to camera:]
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