Mitchell Quote #2
Mitchell: What the hell is that?
Cameron: I had Andre do it when we we were gone.
Mitchell: Is that us? With wings?
Cameron: We're floating above her, always there to protect her.
Mitchell: Well, that's reassuring, right Lily? Yeah, we tore you away from everything you know, but don't worry, things are normal here. Your fathers are floating fairies! Can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, we need to stop having friends with names like Andre.
Cameron: Redheaded dad is angry daddy.
Mitchell: No I'm not.
Cameron: Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.
Mitchell: Okay, that's another one, Pepper!
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Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I'm hip. I surf the web, I text. LOL, Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face. You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so...
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] I was out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Hayley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked I've done my job.
Phil: Our job.
Claire: Right. I've done our job.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Manny is very passionate, just like his father. My first husband is very handsome, but too crazy. It seemed like all what we did was fight and make love. Fight and make love. Fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together.
Jay: Which one were you doing? I'm hearing this for the first time!