Jay Quote #1458
Quote from Jay in A Year of Birthdays
Jay: Phil, this is for you. It's a little early birthday present. And I admit, this one is a re-gift.
Phil: "World's Best Grandfather." It's the mug I gave you when Haley was born. You kept it all these years.
Jay: Yeah. But, uh... it's yours now. I don't need it anymore. I got a new title.
Alex: "Great grandma"?
Jay: Oh, hell. I grabbed the wrong one. Here.
Gloria: I'm going to count to three.
Jay: Yeah.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Year of Birthdays’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: This is from me and the boys. Gloria got you her own gift.
Claire: Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!
Manny: I did that. It's a lost art in this modern age where people simply click and ship gifts over the Internet.
Gloria: Papi, just be normal.
Quote from Phil
Phil: I've thought a lot about what's next.
Luke: 51.
Phil: Thank you, buddy. And it's important that I continue to grow and that I stay mentally challenged. Which is why I am starting...piano lessons, so that by next year's birthday, I'll be good enough to perform in public.
Jay: Oh, great. Another thing to go to.
Phil: Also, I'm gonna learn how to speak Spanish.
Gloria: Excelente!
Phil: Uh, I... I haven't started yet.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: The banjo scares me ever since I saw that creepy film. Wait. What was it called, again?
Jay: "Deliverance"?
Dylan: No... "The Muppet Movie." [shudders]