Phil Quote #1731
Phil: I don't know about you guys, but I slept great. That cot was so soft. I'm not always a sound sleeper. Been meaning to try that melatonin. I hear it's a real game-changer. And you can get it anywhere nowadays. Has it always been over-the-counter. Kind of a funny phrase, isn't it... "over-the-counter"?
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Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Every winter, I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies specifically to see a bald eagle. So far, no luck. This year, my buddies bailed: back spasm, cracked hip. And I'm the idiot for installing a shower chair. I was all set to go solo, when those three tagalongs invited themselves. They invaded my territory like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Claire] Way to rock it, girlfriend!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I cannot deny it anymore. I am turning into a white woman.
Quote from Cameron
Phil: Pair of 7s.
Jay: Ace high.
Cameron: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Don Lemon and RuPaul, a pair of black queens.