Jay Quote #1431
Cameron: Okay, well, it sounds like you might be uncomfortable with that word, too.
Jay: No! I don't have a problem with it. I use it all the time. I'm always saying I love things. I... I love the feel of toasty socks out of the microwave. I love the far-off sound of a train whistle. You know, "Ooh! What adventure have they gotten off to?" I l... I love watching a baby stretch.
Phil: Those are all good things in your life, Jay, but...what's your "bear"?
Jay: I don't have one.
Mitchell: Oh, come on! We all told you ours.
Jay: Now, when you get to my age, there are less things that you're afraid of. Except maybe... being a burden to your family. Which is starting already, because Gloria forced you guys to babysit me, which is why I wanted to spend the night here so I could prove I'm not some frail old man. But, if I'm being honest, that hike gets tougher for me every year. And I was relieved that I didn't have to do it alone.
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‘The Wild’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Every winter, I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies specifically to see a bald eagle. So far, no luck. This year, my buddies bailed: back spasm, cracked hip. And I'm the idiot for installing a shower chair. I was all set to go solo, when those three tagalongs invited themselves. They invaded my territory like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Claire] Way to rock it, girlfriend!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I cannot deny it anymore. I am turning into a white woman.
Quote from Cameron
Phil: Pair of 7s.
Jay: Ace high.
Cameron: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Don Lemon and RuPaul, a pair of black queens.