Haley Quote #514
Haley: You know what else hit the ground today? Me. While I was bending over to pickup a doughnut off the floor! It was covered in dust balls, but I didn't care, 'cause I'm a disgusting pig monster.
Claire: Oh, honey, please. You're as... as beautiful as ever.
Haley: Tell that to MugScan.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: MugScan is a face-recognition program we use at work. It was really mean to me.
[flashback:]
Female Voice: Good morning, Wayne.
Haley: Wayne? I'm not Wayne, you jerk!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Wild’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Every winter, I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies specifically to see a bald eagle. So far, no luck. This year, my buddies bailed: back spasm, cracked hip. And I'm the idiot for installing a shower chair. I was all set to go solo, when those three tagalongs invited themselves. They invaded my territory like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Claire] Way to rock it, girlfriend!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I cannot deny it anymore. I am turning into a white woman.
Quote from Cameron
Phil: Pair of 7s.
Jay: Ace high.
Cameron: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Don Lemon and RuPaul, a pair of black queens.