Jay Quote #1426
Jay: No, I listened to what you said, and you're never truly gonna be in charge until I get out of your way.
Claire: You didn't have to do that for me.
Jay: I didn't do it just for you. Every good closet man knows when to hang it up. And I... I think I'm ready for a new challenge.
Claire: Oh, Dad, not window tinting.
Jay: It's like printing money, but no, it's not for me. Here's what I'm excited about. Let me show you. Mm.
Claire: What am I looking at?
Jay: The future. Fun dog beds.
Claire: Oh, my God. This is the pineapple you were doodling.
Jay: Yes! I designed it myself!
Claire: Cool. Cool. So, the pharmacy tracks how all of your medications interact, right?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Red Alert’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Lily
Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.