Gloria Quote #805
Quote from Gloria in Red Alert
Gloria: She doesn't need pamphlets. She needs love and support. It's a beautiful rite of passage that is going to connect her with women everywhere.
Alex: Let's not get poetic. It hurts like hell.
Gloria: And that's why I brought all the ingredients to make her a traditional Colombian period poultice, and she can rub it on her belly when she gets cramps.
Alex: Or she could just take some ibuprofen.
Gloria: Oh, but is that going to draw out all of her sins? 'Cause that's why women get their period in the first place.
Cameron: Okay, very helpful. Two equally worthy paths.
Mitchell: Yeah, gotta say I'm leaning toward the pamphlet.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Red Alert’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Lily
Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.