Mitchell Quote #914
Quote from Mitchell in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Gloria: Mitch, come here. Show them how to be a real man. He has been getting threatening texts all day from a fugitive, and he hasn't even flinched.
Mitchell: Well, they're lucky they're pretty, right? [chuckles]
Lily: Daddy, can I borrow your phone? I want to apologize to Christina.
Gloria: Lily, no. His phone might be evidence in a murder trial.
Mitchell: Whose?
Cameron: Sweetie, have you been using Daddy's phone to text your friend?
Lily: Yeah, and I said some mean stuff. She's probably been texting me back.
Mitchell: [cellphone chimes] My God. Okay, okay. "I'm... I'm right outside your house. This ends now." Oh! [chimes] "P.S., your hair's ugly."
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.