Manny Quote #494
Quote from Manny in SuperShowerBabyBowl
[flashback:]
Phil: Me cold.
Manny: Cut! "I'm so cold." Not "Me cold." Not "I'm not not cold." Not "Ice, ice baby." No humans say those things!
Phil: It is so difficult to build a performance with a constant barrage of notes!
Manny: Note! Say the line! Three words!
Phil: You know what three words I'd like to hear? "Nice death, Phil!"
Manny: I'm just trying to [bleep] help you, you [bleep] diva [bleep]! And you keep [bleep] yourself. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Unbelievable! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[present:]
Manny: Fortunately, it cut off right before I really lost it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.