Gloria Quote #803
Quote from Gloria in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Mitchell: [cellphone chimes] "You messed with the wrong girl. I'm coming for you." Who is this?
Gloria: 310. That's Bel Air. The Black Widow is out and already threatening you? This is good. You get to catch her and be a hero again.
Mitchell: You know, maybe I should... I should send the Black Widow a... a "no hard feelings" text.
Gloria: No.
Mitchell: No?
Gloria: What you said in court was right. That animal deserved no mercy. She deserves a cage.
Mitchell: Well, you know, I said some things, she said some things. It's... Wait, um...
Gloria: "I am not afraid. Bring it on."
Mitchell: Oh, okay.
Gloria: All bullies are the same. They act like they're tough, but when you punch 'em in the nose, they back down.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Gloria: [cellphone chimes] "I know where you live. You're dead." That response is rare.
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.