Gloria Quote #802
Quote from Gloria in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Gloria: He is. Lily, you're very lucky to have such a wise papa. Assistant District Attorney Pritchett is a hero.
Claire: Huh. So this one thinks you're cool now?
Mitchell: Okay, Gloria loves crime stories, especially women who kill their husbands. And I recently prosecuted the Bel Air Black Widow. She came to court every single day.
[flashback:]
Juror: We find the defendant guilty.
Gloria: Yes! Whoop, whoop!
Bel Air Black Widow: Hey, Counselor. This isn't over.
Mitchell: Lady, you're like me in high school, cause you ain't gonna be coming out for years!
Gloria: Boom goes the dynamite!
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.