Phil Quote #1703
Virtual Claire: May I help you with your clothes?
Phil: Ooh. I guess we are the only ones here.
Virtual Claire: Perhaps we'll start with the pants.
Phil: Wow. [belt rustles] Normally, you like a little slow shirt unbuttoning, but I guess we... are cutting to the chase.
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