Jay Quote #1414
Jay: [on video] Are you feeling shy, Claire?
Claire: [in real life] Uh... Yeah, I guess I am a little. Um...
Jay: How old are you?
Claire: You're right. Just come out and say it. Um... I'm worried that you're unhappy we sold the company and you're blaming it on me.
Jay: You're making that face like you have to go potty.
Claire: [exhales sharply] I'm anxious and... How can you even see my face?
Jay: She's my daughter. She thinks she runs the place.
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