Jay Quote #1402
Quote from Jay in A Moving Day
Phil: I think I see what you're saying. If I can become awesome, so can Dylan.
Jay: That's not what I'm saying. Who the hell knows what's gonna happen? Let me tell you something about life. We all have this illusion that we're in control. I wanted to play pro football, some guy takes my knee out. I graduate from school, I'm gonna drive my motorcycle across the country, and some suit pulls my draft number. I worked my ass off to send my daughter to college, some juggler knocks her up.
Phil: Again, sir, I'm very sorry about that.
Jay: I put in the years, I build my business so I don't have to answer to anyone, and I still have to jump through hoops to get a damn sausage.
Phil: You lost me there at that last part.
Jay: Look, all I'm saying is things are always gonna change, and you have to deal with it. But the good news is, five years from now while you're playing with your grandkid, you won't even remember today.
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‘A Moving Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Phil: Oh, can you believe it, Claire? Our little girl is growing up.
Claire: Yeah, it seems like just yesterday we were carrying all these boxes downstairs after she got arrested and kicked out of college.
Haley: [chuckles] Ah.
Dylan: Yeah, I've been through a lot, too. I've been a limo driver, a lead singer, a ranch hand, a Dapper Dan at Disneyland, a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner and now a nursing student with a baby on the way. It's all going according to plan.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Tiny-homes are very trendy these days. And, by the way, it's what I called my short, black best friend in high school.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you guys. I packed up some dishes for the new house. I even found your old sippy cup for when the little one comes along.
Haley: Aww.
Dylan: Thanks, Mr. D.
Haley: Thanks, Dad. Is, uh, Mom still in there making that judgy face?
Phil: Haley, you've known her for years. Just call it her face.