Phil Quote #1691
Quote from Phil in A Moving Day
Claire: Honey, I had a dream last night that they left the baby in an Uber, and I had to shrink myself down to commandeer a hummingbird to find it.
Phil: I'm just glad it wasn't another Jake Tapper sex dream.
Claire: I'm mad. I'm scared they're in over their heads...
Phil: Claire, it's happening. They're having the baby. The train's left the station. et on board.
Claire: [sighs] Fine. You're right. You're right. I'll... I'll try to be positive.
Phil: Good. I was gonna go pick up a house-warming gift for them. Why don't you come with me?
Claire: Oh, okay, let's do that. Wait a second. How do you board a train that's already left the station?
Phil: I don't know. Maybe you could catch up to them on a hummingbird with Jake Tapper.
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Phil: Oh, can you believe it, Claire? Our little girl is growing up.
Claire: Yeah, it seems like just yesterday we were carrying all these boxes downstairs after she got arrested and kicked out of college.
Haley: [chuckles] Ah.
Dylan: Yeah, I've been through a lot, too. I've been a limo driver, a lead singer, a ranch hand, a Dapper Dan at Disneyland, a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner and now a nursing student with a baby on the way. It's all going according to plan.
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Phil: Tiny-homes are very trendy these days. And, by the way, it's what I called my short, black best friend in high school.
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Phil: Hey, you guys. I packed up some dishes for the new house. I even found your old sippy cup for when the little one comes along.
Haley: Aww.
Dylan: Thanks, Mr. D.
Haley: Thanks, Dad. Is, uh, Mom still in there making that judgy face?
Phil: Haley, you've known her for years. Just call it her face.