Cameron Quote #1223
Quote from Cameron in Stuck in a Moment
Cameron: Hey, Santa. So, just wondering if you could you do us a favor and tell us what our nephew just asked for for Christmas?
Santa: I know you. You're that lawyer.
Mitchell: Oh, no. This is never good.
Santa: You're the ADA who charged me with public intoxication. Got me sentenced to fifty hours community service... working as a mall Santa is part of it.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, I'm sorry. But can't we move past that? We really need to know what our nephew asked for.
Santa: He asked for a more lenient justice system.
Cameron: Well, I doubt that. He's pretty conservative. We have to pretend to be roommates.
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Phil: [aside to camera] As if getting robbed wasn't bad enough, now that we were hosting Christmas, I had to get a new tree and gifts into the house before Claire got home. Fortunately, I had a copy of her gift list. It was eerie how many of these events were lining up with the plot of my children's book in progress, "The Realtor Who Saved Christmas."
Quote from Jay
Manny: Hey, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. This is your medication? "Good Old Fashioned Elbow Grease?"
Jay: I suffer from dry elbow.
Manny: That's what I risked my life for?
Jay: Supple elbows are heavily featured in every good power pose. That's how I got the cover to Closet World. I literally elbowed my way to the top.
Quote from Lily
Lily: Can we go look at phones after this?
Cameron: No, Lily, you are not getting a cell phone for Christmas. They're expensive, and you haven't proven yourself responsible enough to own one yet.
Lily: Uh, I was responsible enough to come to a foreign country and build a life with two strangers.
Mitchell: Okay, you used that one to get a later bedtime, all right?