Claire Quote #768
Quote from Claire in Putting Down Roots
Claire: If it makes you uncomfortable, we can sell the car.
Phil: Really?
Claire: Yeah.
Phil: Thank you.
Claire: But for what it's worth, I don't want to keep it because I had so much great sex in it.
Phil: So much?
Claire: No, it's because of what happened the next day. My mom, ugh, she found the condom wrapper under the seat, and it must have freaked her out. But instead of shaming me or... or embarrassing me with some long, awful lecture, she was cool. She wanted to make sure that I was okay with everything and that it had all been a good experience. But... [sighs] Wow. That must be why she wanted me to have the car. That talk meant as much to my mom as it did to me.
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‘Putting Down Roots’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: And once you plant your mom here, we're never gonna leave.
Mitchell: That's crazy. And I-I-I don't think you want to talk about promises we made back then.
Cameron: What are you suggesting? I've kept every promise I've made.
Mitchell: Really? You promised me a rose a month for the rest of my life, so I guess I dropped dead years ago.
Cameron: I read an article that said it was environmentally ins...
Mitchell: I've never seen you read an article. Also, you said you'd finally watch "E.T.," my all-time favorite movie.
Cameron: Oh, it just seems so stupid. What am I caring about? A wrinkly puppet with a Christmas light at the end of his creepy finger? And really? Me saying I would watch some pandering sap-fest is the same as you saying I would someday be reunited with my family?
Quote from Haley
Haley: Oh, my God, it's Lulu! She was my favorite toy. [chuckles] Mm. [voice breaking] I guess I... I just really miss Nana.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Also I'm pregnant. Dylan and I haven't told anyone because I'm still trying to get my head around it, but holding Lulu made it so real. I'm gonna have an actual baby. Aah, I'm so stressed! [chuckles] I wish it was the '50s when it was still healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: I guess w-when I look at things from your point of view, I... I made a promise. When your dad needs you to take over the farm, I'm in.
Cameron: Mitchell, that means so much to me, and you're gonna love it. The fresh air, and there's no traffic. Oh, and with a second lawyer in town, we could reopen the courthouse. H-Have you ever milked a goat? Have you ever had fresh milk right from the spigot? Oh, unbelievable. You do have to be careful of snakes and mice and rats. There's a ton of field mice. They scare me. One ran up my sleeve one time when I was a kid.