Jay Quote #1363
Quote from Jay in On the Same Paige
Gloria: Joe, what is this?
Joe: Just some notes from my friend Hannah.
Gloria: Friend? This doesn't sound to me like that. This is very flirty.
Jay: Let me see that. "Dear, Joe, want to share half my Fruit Roll-Up?" Well, this is just kids being kids.
Gloria: Ay, don't be a fool. [sultry voice] "Dear Joe, wanna share half my Fruit Roll-Up?"
Jay: That's a different spin on it. Where's that voice been? Try this one.
Gloria: "It was so fun running at recess." "Randy's rash is really gross."
Jay: Maybe we should go upstairs. Watch your movie, Joe.
Modern Family Quotes
‘On the Same Paige’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.