Phil Quote #1662
Quote from Phil in On the Same Paige
Luke: [aside to camera] So, it turns out Paige was only making dinner for me so she could get close to my dad.
Phil: I am sorry, buddy, but I did warn everyone about the Dunphy charm.
Luke: It's also a little interesting that Paige's Realtor dad abandoned the family when she was 12.
Phil: Seems irrelevant.
Luke: He also dabbled in magic.
Phil: Now we're just having two separate conversations.
Luke: Did you know her last three boyfriends were 50?
Phil: Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.