Jay Quote #1362
Quote from Jay in On the Same Paige
Gloria: Where have you been all day?
Jay: I see what you're implying. Fine. Her name is Laura, she means nothing to me, and the only reason my wedding ring is off is 'cause I was afraid I would lose it in her dough. I'm sorry.
Gloria: What the hell are you talking about?
Jay: Couple of e-mails. Harmless stuff.
Gloria: "Park by the swings so I can help you carry stuff in." These are what you're worrying about? There's nothing there.
Jay: Yeah, Mitch and Cam were implying there was something weird going on.
Gloria: That's crazy. She's, like, 35 and gorgeous.
Jay: [laughing] Exactly. Although, I don't think you read that e-mail the only way it could have been read. I mean, it could've gone, [sultry voice] "Park by the swings so I can help you carry stuff in."
Gloria: Sounds like she knows about your bad back.
Modern Family Quotes
‘On the Same Paige’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.