Phil Quote #1658
Quote from Phil in On the Same Paige
Phil: Paige Stevens.
Paige: Present.
Phil: Oh, we already did that part, and you nailed it. I read your essay last night. Whom did you study privately with?
Paige: I'm sorry?
Phil: Come, now, Paige. Your insight, your grasp of the vernacular. W-Was it Freemont? Or perhaps one of the Europeans? [German accent] Scharfenbrugen?
Paige: No.
Phil: [normal voice] Oh, of course not. He lives as a recluse. He hasn't taken students in years. iInhales deeply] I'm simply saying that your raw instincts may be the best thing to happen to real estate since the allowing of split commissions in 1994.
Serge: Didn't you tell us it was...
Phil: Can we for one moment have a break from the Serge show?! Just promise me that in a few short years when you become the next Fred Dunham, that you'll come visit us?
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.