Claire Quote #745
Quote from Claire in Torn Between Two Lovers
Claire: Phil, what are you doing intruding on these two?
Phil: [chuckles] I just need to show Haley something in my office. I was doing a little cleaning, and I came across this old doll that used to mean a lot to her.
Haley: Can't you just get rid of the doll?
Phil: I started to, but it really seems like something you should do, you know, for closure.
Haley: You're right.
Claire: Wait. You need closure from a doll?
Arvin: That seems odd.
Haley: Well, I did sleep with that thing since I was like 16.
Phil: 16?
Arvin: 16?
Claire: Oh, no.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: Dylan.
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Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.