Jay Quote #1351
Quote from Jay in Torn Between Two Lovers
Sherry: Manny, come rub my ankles, papi!
Gloria: [chuckles] Good, good. But how is your funny old man character coming?
Sherry: [GRUFF VOICE] Ugh. Somebody get me a scotch that's as stiff as my back.
Gloria: [laughs] Do that again! That's the money!
Jay: How did you know she was doing that?
Sherry: [normal voice] She is so supportive. It was her idea.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: And there it was. Gloria didn't want that weirdo here any more than I did. She just wanted me to be the bad guy. But the joke's on her, because, for short bursts of time, I can be quite nice.
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Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
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Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.