Mitchell Quote #877
Quote from Mitchell in Torn Between Two Lovers
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Another Assistant District Attorney in my office, Trent, invited us over for lunch, which is great because he is looking for a second chair on a very high-profile case, and I want in.
Cameron: You know, I was second-chair washboard in the Grasshopper High School orchestra. Go on.
Mitchell: So, Trent and I have so much in common. His husband works in a school, just like Cam, and they have two young kids. I mean, if there was a gay lawyer dating site, we'd be a perfect match.
Cameron: It could be called HungJuries.com.
Mitchell: Good. So, get all that out before we go.
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‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.