Mitchell Quote #875
Quote from Mitchell in Torn Between Two Lovers
Cameron: Oh, Cal, Cal, Cal, Cal! No, you're spilling all over the floor! Hey, Lily, can you watch where you're going?
Lily: Yeah, I'm the problem.
Cameron: Now we're gonna have to change his shoes. No, he can't wear his other shoes because he scribbled on those in crayon and it looks like a swastika, and in this day and age...
Mitchell: Not just this day and age.
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‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.