Gloria Quote #748
Quote from Gloria in Daddy Issues
Gloria: Papi, you look great in that new shirt! So handsome!
Jorge: Gloria!
Gloria: Oh. I thought you were Manny.
Jay: Good. You're caught up now.
Jorge: I know I put on a few, but they don't take you seriously as an opera singer when you're too skinny. Do you know what happens when the thin lady sings? The show just keeps going.
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