Jay Quote #1291
Quote from Jay in Daddy Issues
Jay: There are a lot of ways you can establish status over another man, like Jorge. A firm handshake, displays of wealth, and feats of strength. [grunts]
Manny: Interesting. Moving that rug was the hardest thing in the world for you when I needed to practice tap dancing.
Jay: There are also more subtle moves, what I call micro-aggressions. Call him by the wrong name. [doorbell rings] Throws him off the moment he meets you.
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Phil: Novelty key chain. First thing that popped into the noodle. It's terrible. Let's see what that key unlocks. Novelty key chain. Novelty lock. Loch Ness Monster. Monster bike. Bike lock. Padlock. Mouse pad. Novelty mouse pad! Novelty key chain! What just happened?
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